Ultimate Trio of Kitchens
My cousin, Cecelia, just can’t seem to get enough of kitchen renovations. Granted, she is a high-flying chef who consults for a number of critically […]
I’m More Than My Wheels!
People never gave me a second look…before I got the wheels. Before the wheels, I was nothing. Just some guy. But now that I have […]
Fame, Intimidation, Design…Pies
It’s okay if the rest of the people at work are intimidated by my fame. It’s not every day that the former ‘Miss Grand Falls […]
The Heat Is On
I would absolutely love to win this auction tomorrow. ‘Winning’ has always seemed like the wrong word in this context… I mean, what you’re getting […]
My Kid’s ‘Net’ Worth
Mickey is going to grow up to be a resourceful character. I’m sure of it. He’s only eight, but already he’s showing some fancy chops, […]
Crumbling (But Clean) House
My housemate, Maxwell, is such a clean freak. I’ve never seen anyone devote quite so much time to sweeping behind the refrigerator or dusting the […]
Quality Lip Service
Anton, my cousin from out of town, just told me he wants to get his lips enhanced – apparently, they’re much too thin. He’s been […]
Rush for the Sunken Caves
You wouldn’t think that Melbourne had many sunken caves…but you’d be totally wrong. You could not BE more wrong! They’ve all been discovered in the […]
Mural wallpaper for the show
I had been waiting for my new photo wallpaper to arrive. The school band I was in was pretty good and we were serious about […]
Can I Carry a Hyperbaric Chamber Around?
So now the Winter Olympics are happening, everyone is all hyped (albeit not nearly as hyped as they are for the other ones), and it’s […]